Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Call me anti-social but...
The one thing that I really don't like about when the weather gets cooler - people driving with their windows down. Now don't get me wrong...I drive with my windows down...It's nice to have a cool breeze coming from somewhere other than the A/C. The problem is, stopping at a red light next to someone who also has their windows down. It's awkward and sometimes quite annoying. Here's why. Last night when I was driving home from my parents house, I was stopped at a red light, minding my own business, enjoying the weather. It was nice. Until...this big giant, lifted, primer grey/chipped up cherry Bronco pulls up next to me...with their windows down. And who was inside? Jerk. And his friend Jerk Face. I'm sitting there, trying to ignore the fact that the scenery out my window is now a giant tire, and I hear this "HEY!!" So I looked...dumb I know. The next comment out of this dudes mouth was priceless...he said, "You know how easy it would be for me to piss in your window right now!!??" Awesome. Then he said, "You know, like those stickers that say Chevy's piss on Fords??!!" My only response was, "Good to know! (eye roll)." Can you believe this guy?? Good grief! People these days. My only salvation - a left turn arrow. Bye bye Bronco! Good riddance! Go annoy someone else with their windows down! So...be grateful next time you roll up next to some dude and his rap music is rattling his car and yours...at least he's not threatening to urinate on you!! :)
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3 comments:
Holy moly.
I am so coming back to AZ and beating the crap out of Jerk and Jerk Face. If they needed to pee they should have done it before leaving the house. Out of all trucks to be talking smack. Everyone knows chevy sucks!
holy cow! I cant believe that!! Thats all!
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